HIYA, KISS PITCH! 🩷
Ok, let's get some things out of the way. I'm a dork, awkward and for some reason always feel I can never do these creative things. Don't ask how I write because I have no clue. For some reason writing a book is easier than doing a personal introduction for me.
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Now onto the good stuff (I will leave the bio for the end because when I used to do those things, I wanted to know if a mentor was even taking what I wrote before I learned about them...nothing worse than going "OMG, I wanna work with that person" only to find they aren't taking what you wrote. Plus, see above. I'm an introverted dork who hates writing about herself.
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Self-publishing or Trad?
Both!! I am a hybrid author myself and currently do both. I can help with query letters and give advice about agents and give you all sides of my experience on the traditional side. I can also walk you through most aspects of self-publishing.
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My Kisspitch Wishlist:​
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Adult/NA
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Must be steamy!!!
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Sports stories
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Dark Romance (I am ok with most triggers accept noncon between love interests. Dubcon is ok but you must provide all triggers upfront)
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BDSM (but with romance, I don't want straight up erotica. can be dark or light. If you don't know light then check out author Gwendolyn Harper)
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Paranormal
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Short Romances (between 7k- 25k words)
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Contemporary
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Military
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Reverse Harem, Poly, M/M, F/F, etc (as long as it's within a genre I take)
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Cowboys
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Romantasy
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Horror Romance
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Do not send me:
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Child death stories
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Sweet (as in closed door)/Clean/Inspirational
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sci-fi romance
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historical
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time travel
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YA
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Any story that does not include a Happily Ever After or Happy For Now ending in the current manuscript.
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Stories involving incest, or violence toward or abuse of children or animals.
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Timeline jumping (this just doesn't work in my brain)
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Queries or manuscripts that do not include trigger warnings up front. Send these at the top!
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My mentoring style:
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I'm to the point aka direct. It's my personality. It's even how I am as a teacher.
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Email is best for me as even during lunch I work in a place that blocks everything pretty much. I will get on zoom if needed. I do not call/phone/text (lol even with my own family...like my mom even goes "I sent your husband/son XYZ since you never check your phone or answer")
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I'll get to know you and your goals, make sure we are both on the same page and understand one another (clear communication).
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I'll share things I have in mind based on your manuscript and goals for us to come up with a plan of action
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We'll do 2-3 rounds of edits total. The first round are the large, big picture edits. The other two are tweaking, making your manuscript sparkle more (for self-publishing please note...you always want different editors for each stage. Even in traditional publishing your developmental editor is not your copyeditor and your proofreader is a separate third person). This means, if you are self-publishing at the very minimum you would still need a proofreader. I want to be clear on that.
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If you are going the traditional publishing route then once your edits are done we'd work on your submission package and list of agents to query.
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If you are self-publishing, we would have a plan established from our initial plan of action/introduction/goal setting stage.